Inventory Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...