What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.