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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.