What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.