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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest