The SALT talks!
Because he got Snowden!
Nyet long. He's always Russian.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
The Air Force, because its US AF.
Shiit-talking mushrooms
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
When you're buying salt.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
With zen diagrams!
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
