The SALT talks!
Count the stripes on his track pants.
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Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Because they are missing two towers.
Because he's always talking trash.
Eh?
When you're buying salt.
Salt
Because he lost interest in everything.
Because she had an interest in the principal.