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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.