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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin