Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...