Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.