Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

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What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

Paper Cut Jokes More Paper Cut Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Neo Jokes More Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...