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Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What does DJ Khaled call his Mexican friends?

Another Juan

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in Kansas.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

Neosporin Jokes More Neosporin Jokes

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Paper Cut Jokes More Paper Cut Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

Accommodating.

Neo Jokes More Neo Jokes

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe