Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

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Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

Paper Cut Jokes More Paper Cut Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.