Morpheus Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Neo Jokes More Neo Jokes

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Neosporin Jokes More Neosporin Jokes

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars