Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos