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Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Morpheus Jokes More Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Hole Y Jokes More Hole Y Jokes

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan