Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

Hole Y Jokes More Hole Y Jokes

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Morpheus Jokes More Morpheus Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Praise Jokes More Praise Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!