Neo Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

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Morpheus Jokes More Morpheus Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Hole Y Jokes More Hole Y Jokes

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Who's there! Belle! Belle who?

Belle-t up and open this door!

Praise Jokes More Praise Jokes