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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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Merit Jokes More Merit Jokes

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

Impregnate Jokes More Impregnate Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

High Form Jokes More High Form Jokes

What is the highest form of flattery?

A plateau

What's the highest form of flattery?

Summitery.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge