Praise Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

Merit Jokes More Merit Jokes

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

High Form Jokes More High Form Jokes

What's the highest form of flattery?

Summitery.

What is the highest form of flattery?

A plateau

Pick Artist Jokes More Pick Artist Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.