Praise Jokes

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Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a redditor impatient?

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Impregnate Jokes More Impregnate Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Imam Jokes More Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

High Form Jokes More High Form Jokes

What's the highest form of flattery?

Summitery.

What is the highest form of flattery?

A plateau

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.