Praise Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Imam Jokes More Imam Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Pick Artist Jokes More Pick Artist Jokes

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

What do poor countries already have but also receive?

AID...S

Creddit Jokes More Creddit Jokes

What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ()

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!