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Praise Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Creddit Jokes More Creddit Jokes

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ()

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Imam Jokes More Imam Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Impregnate Jokes More Impregnate Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.