Praise Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

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What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

Removed

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Creddit Jokes More Creddit Jokes

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ()

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.