Praise the Load
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A back-handed compliment.
Creddit!!!!
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
A Redditor.
Because I'm autistic xD XDXD
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
He wanted to double his prophets.
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.
Mary had a little LAN
Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
An Atari 2600 has more game.
