Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur