Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab