Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!