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Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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Pollution.

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

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Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

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What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there