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Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.