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Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab