What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur