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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur