What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur