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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there