Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....