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Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.