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Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali