Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football (soccer)?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Ali Jokes More Ali Jokes

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali