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Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Ali Jokes More Ali Jokes

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali