They have a hard time opening up
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Just one if it's Lochte'd
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
Ain't no merci
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
You swimming pull
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Idk, but they sure are hot.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
With a monkey.
Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
In tennis, love means nothing.
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Coz their eyes opened.
A low-key person
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
You mustard be joking!
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
It said "twist to open"
With Don-keys.
Don't look. I'm dressing.
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
She saw the salad dressing.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Pasts
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!
You open it slightly so it's ajar.
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
A kiwi!
A monkey
YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!
Monk key
Open Toad sandals...
The one with the most branches!
She opens the car door.
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
By opening the car door.
Czech before you open the door!
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
They briefly open one eye.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
Neither work when you open windows.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
With a monkey!
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
Bettina minute you'll open this door!
Belle-t up and open this door!
No, Woman, no pie.
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
Sinkhole de Mayo
A chauffeur.
Alexia again to open this door!
He didn't use enough force...
Because on top of it was written: Open here.
Adore stands between us open up!
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
A skeleton key.
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
Tennish
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
With a "Cry-key!"
Canon open the door then
He got lost in the maize.
Congee-gal visit
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "
He had to close a sail.
Because they rappel men and women.
Between 18 and 24 yrs
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
Anything to ease the pain.
A coat hanger
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
