Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!