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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.