What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well