When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
The p is silent.
A duck.... with hiccups.
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
He keeps a log
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
I don't know, and I don't care.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
It means urine business.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
A Freudian slip.
