When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!
Its arse.
The p is silent.
They heard there was water at the end
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
A chameleon on a tartan rug!
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people
Tim Tebow
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
He Freudian slipped.
He made a Freudian slip
