When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Reelection.
From a cat-alogue!
He heard boys' pants were half off.
Because they're all dead.
Because he's dead.
I can't remember
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Don't touch this.
Do not touch.
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
Mumbai
A Freudian Sleep.
He Freudian slipped.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
A Freudian slip.