When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
The husband.
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..
Someone who doesn't have any expewience
The past tense of "moo"!
Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...
Impounding your mother
It was a Freudian slip
A Freudian Sleep.
A Freudian slip
He made a Freudian slip
