What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.