What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.