What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!