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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.