What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!