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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!