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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.