What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.