What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.