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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)