Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

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Jesus in a submarine.

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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Sour-Doh!

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.