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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Who was left?

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.