How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside!

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!