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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.