Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What's a Star Trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk