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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.