Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal.

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.