To boldly go where no man has been before!
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
In the toilet.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Jim shorts.
Because he was fighting the Klingons.
