Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!