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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a blonde likes you?

She screws you two nights in a row.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Isis Training Camp Jokes More Isis Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.