What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.