Isis Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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