Isis Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What do you call a former member of ISIS?

WASWAS

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What is ISIS' favourite OS?

Windows XPlosion

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

What is ISIS' favourite file type?

Exe

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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