How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.