How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft