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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad