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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.