Timing
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
Not on /r/jokes
I'll show myself out.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.