Cryptic code.
Daeshcams
Nuuks.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter
He threw his arm out.
With shell phones.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
