How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.