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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones