How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What is a snowman's favorite book?

War and Frozen Peas!

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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.