How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.