How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.