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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.