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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"