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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

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