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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

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Which war was the hungriest?

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

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