What is cookie monsters favorite war?

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

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