April Sale - 20% Off

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Previous Random Joke Next
Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Cookie Monster Jokes More Cookie Monster Jokes

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Possession Jokes More Possession Jokes

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms