Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.