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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!