Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.