Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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He was talking smack.

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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They show possession.

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