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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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They both steal cookies)

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms