Why was Ke$ha arrested?

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

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What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant?

A Shish-ke-Robert

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

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