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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant?

A Shish-ke-Robert

What is Ke$ha's favorite candy?

TicTac