Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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What is Ke$ha's favorite candy?

TicTac

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)