What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

Sadist Jokes More Sadist Jokes

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.