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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.