What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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How did Wendy die?

The baconator

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.