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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "