What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.