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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.