What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)