What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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How did Wendy die?

The baconator

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.