What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.