What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

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What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!