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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What color are Margaery's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.