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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.