What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Why do witches have stiff joints?

They get broomatism!

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.