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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.