What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!