What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What happens after Amy Chua?

Amy Swallowa.

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it