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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Lemonaid Jokes More Lemonaid Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.