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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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Nocturtle

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Because he didn't know Mandarin

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.