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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.

Lemonaid Jokes More Lemonaid Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.