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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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You dye a little on the inside.

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Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.