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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

What would make Batman really salty?

Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-

Dark Knight Jokes More Dark Knight Jokes

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Ice Age Jokes More Ice Age Jokes

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive