What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

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What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?

Vanilla Bane!

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.