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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Dark Knight Jokes More Dark Knight Jokes

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Ice Age Jokes More Ice Age Jokes

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.