Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Goku Jokes More Goku Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.