Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Goku Jokes More Goku Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile