Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.
A very wet sense of humor
Because the bicycle was two tired.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*
Flatman and Ribbon
Beeological Warfare
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Because it makes cents (sense).
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
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