Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Goku Jokes More Goku Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What's Goku's favorite subject?

Super Science.

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What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.