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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What was the name of the heaviest man in China?

Won ton

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

Goku Jokes More Goku Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What's Goku's favorite subject?

Super Science.

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile