Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.