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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What would make Batman really salty?

Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

Goku Jokes More Goku Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.