Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

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Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.