Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.