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Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart