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Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

France Jokes More France Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.