What do you call a man with no arms &am...

Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

Me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

Phil Jokes More Phil Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Stu Jokes More Stu Jokes

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...