What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What is the most military day of the year?

March 4th.