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What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.