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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.