What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

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What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.