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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.