What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...