What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

What console does god use?

Praystation

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory?

Successful.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!