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Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.