What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call the memory of a camping trip?

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