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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory?

Successful.

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!