What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!