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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps