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What console does god use?

Praystation

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Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.