What console does god use?

Praystation

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.