What console does god use?

Praystation

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.