What console does god use?

Praystation

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What console does god use?

Praystation