What console does god use?

Praystation

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps