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What console does god use?

Praystation

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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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What console does god use?

Praystation

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.