What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.