What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.