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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.