What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.