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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."