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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.