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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Medical License Jokes More Medical License Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.