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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Medical License Jokes More Medical License Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.