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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Medical License Jokes More Medical License Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.