Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Medical License Jokes More Medical License Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.