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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Medical License Jokes More Medical License Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.