Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Medical License Jokes More Medical License Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.