What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.