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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

What was the parrot doing in prison?

It was a jail-bird!

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.