What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.