What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.