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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses