What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus