What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

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What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.