What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus