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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Who's there! Con! Con who?

Con unhinged!

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

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What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.