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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.