What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit