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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.