What do pirates like to wear during the...

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?