What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit