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What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.