What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!