What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).