What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.