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What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.