What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

The bombshell!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.