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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.