Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.