Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.