Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.