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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.