Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.