Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.