How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.