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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.