What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.