How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile